Note to self: Stop using Translation party
What follows is a line for line translation party-ized verson of a short story I wrote for no reason and a bonus snippet from a live journal entry. The orginals are provided. Please be warned this make no sense and is not intended for small children or those with a need for grammatical structure. Use as intended.

It was early in the morning and like any good insomniac couple this was the time we had set to devoid ourselves of communication by ether reading or staring somewhere out in the void. That particular evening I chose to read (mostly catching up on news stories and such) while, Estelle gazed out upon the window.

If I had been looking I would have seen Estelle was confusingly looking at her watch and trotting about with a small tinge of paranoia upon her face. To me at least it seemed to have come out of nowhere when she said, "There is a man outside your window mowing your lawn at 3:47 am. I think we should call the authorities" in a confused and somewhat paranoid manner.

"Is he wearing a Kosovorotka?" I said without hesitation not even looking away from my reading.

"What the hell is a Kozo-vorka.... I don't think you should be so passive about this! The guy has a damn scythe on his back and the lawn mower barely looks real!"

"That's probably because it is powered by steam." looking back at her with my head tilted over the back of my chair.

"I take it you know this guy" Estelle said calming down probably realizing it could be just another of my crazy friends, "Still you should take a look at this guy he looks pretty weird"

After getting up and casually strolling to her location in the room I put my chin on top her head and calmly looked out the window.

"Well who is it?!?" she demanded while tilting her head back to look at me.

"I dunno, but lets call the police after he is done mowing the lawn."

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Esuterubittokara Purizupurizu mixed hearing is to find my interest. He is confused, at least, "I was minutes from birth. 6 morning, afternoon my 03-minute window," her boy am 7:47 Provence call minutes in the direction of government forces.


"He Kosovorotka what?" I without hesitation from my reading.

"This boy really vorka ... hell! Sickle, I eventually passive lawn, people said not to worry," he said.


From the back of my head on a chair, she's probably steam slope "back" only.

But "he" and my fault, perhaps, "Why Orientaruesuterukuru Tatsuo", known by some people the most stupid weird

He felt his legs for one free standing chin is one cool window.

"Do you really?" Angle of her head she asked to see me some time ago.


Case to the police, he, it "can call to find the grass," he said.

Some person left me a note on my windshield asking me why I parked the way I did, which to my knowledge, was perfectly fine. I guess I parked that way because ... I can. At least they had the decency to not key my car. I wanted to use the note as a bumper sticker but my mom crumbled it up. I'm sure some snotty middle-aged woman took her lack of sex frustrations out on me and my alleged shitty parking.

My people windshield and parking fines, you can not find many many many people. More ... I think it's possible. The meaning of my car keys, at least to avoid the company. Bumper stickers dust from my mother, I used it sparingly. Middle school parking her sexual frustration Kurasusukuwatto stupid middle-aged women.